A Low Blow, Literally

So maybe I am just giddy after the Gagne pickup, but I just have to indulge anti-Yankeeism for a moment.  Check out this hilarious article from The Onion:

Left Bed In Clemens, Pettitte’s Shared Hotel Room Clearly Unused

KANSAS CITY—One of the beds in the hotel room occupied by Yankee pitchers and offseason workout partners Andy Pettitte and Roger Clemens was…

Goodness gracious.