There are so many reasons that I love The Onion, and here are three:
BOSTON—Curt Schilling announced Monday that, upon his eventual return from the disabled list, he will begin liveblogging from the pitcher’s mound…
NEW YORK—Continuing a Yankee tradition that dates back to the teams of the early ’80s, owner George Steinbrenner formally appointed recently signed centerfielder Johnny Damon as the team’s new scapegoat.
